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Spank Your Tank

When you spank someone so hard they sneeze
by Daddys Lill Monster November 17, 2018
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spank that monkey

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey
by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006
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spank'd

beat, used in an expression after a race, and/or competition
that street race was sweet, but you got spank'd
by Mike tha Dyke September 28, 2003
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Spank Tank

The gauge that measures how many things a child can do before taking an ass-beating.
A mother's Spank Tank was overflowed when her son spit at her in anger. This action was immediatly followed by a spanking with the iron palm of fury.
by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007
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Spank Bank

She went to the spank bank to have a child.
by CowboyBeaux March 12, 2009
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spank the nozzle

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.
Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."
by euphemismo August 20, 2013
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Spank vision

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.
I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.
by C-hamm April 17, 2014
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