Stomping my clam

Hating on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stomping my clam

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.

Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.

SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”

by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026

smoping

having a girls talk while getting high.
yapping while smoking a joint.

"after rolling a joint, yulia and diane were smoping together."

by crazytownbutterfly February 9, 2025

somting

it means "something" but some people use it as its "funny". they say it like they don't know darn english! or its used when you don't know what do say.

user 1: bro, imagine if he did that...
user 2: somting
user 1: can you shut the fu

by quartyz March 5, 2025

somming

its the inverse of rizzing

just dont somm.. be cool with her

'you are the love of my life', he sommed

you were all up somming bro

by guywhosomms July 21, 2025

Souping

When a friend says they are going to get on a video game and hang out and they don’t show or call.

Julius really souping us tonight and not getting on the game again.

by TiredOfBeingSouped December 31, 2025