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Snape

Severus Snape is the misunderstood tortured soul from the Harry Potter series. He is a Potions Master and the Potions teacher at Hogwarts. He is also the head of the great Slytherin House. Severus saves Harrys life over and over again and never gets any thanks for it. He only even loved one woman, Lily Evans Potter (Harrys mom) which is why he protected Harry for so long.

He also must play a role as Voldemort's favourite Death Eater so that he can spy on them for Albus Dumbledore (Headmaster of Hogwarts). In the sixth book Dumbledore asks Severus to kill him since he is dying anyway and he doesn't want Draco Malfoy to have to do it. Severus does it selflessly and is labeled a murderer and a traitor by all the Hogwarts people.

He is sexy and intelligent and a snarky bastard. He is also an only child. Liz C. said that Bellatrix LeStrange and Narcissa Malfoy were his sisters. THIS IS WRONG. They are not related at all they are only his acquaintances.

In the end it is Severus Snape who gives Harry a memory Dumbledore told him to. He was never a bad person, he was forced to play two roles and always wear a mask. He only did what he had to to win the war. And he did what he was told by Dumbledore, the only man who ever showed him any mercy.
"Poor Snape, he was used so much."
"Snape is so sexy! And so smart!"

girl 1- "Snape is such a bastard sometimes..."
girl 2- "Yeah, but it makes him that much hotter."
both- *sigh* "Oh yeah."
by Selene de Pompadour September 8, 2009
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Sniper Oblivion

Term used to describe snipers on Modern Warfare 2 completely unaware of nearby enemies, usually due to the fact that they are extremely hardscoping and unable to see peripherals. Sniper Oblivion is usually noticed by other team mates in Search and Destroy after one is knifed and the sniper offers no support.
Bad Kid 1: (Enters death lobby) DAMMIT that Marathon/Lightweight douchebag knifed me again, I hope Jess gets him.

Jess: (enters death lobby) aww man. Where'd he come from?

Bad Kid 2: *sighs* Sniper Oblivion dude...
by Schnalex August 8, 2010
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Sniper Mask

VERY HOT MAN WITH RIFLE AND MASK!

guy 1: hey have you watched high rise invasion??
guy2: YEAH AND THE SNIPER DUDE IS SO FUCKING HOT

guy1: yeah zaddy
Have you watched high rise invasion? The guy with the sniper goes by sniper mask!
by bigh0rnyzaddy May 11, 2021
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Chili Sniper

A person who only aims for the butthole; and is insanely accurate. A one-shot, one-kill type deal.

Can also describe a fart gone terribly wrong, in which a nug of shit accompanies the gas expulsion.
"Look at that fag on the unicycle!"

"Yeah shroder, what a little chili sniper."
by Brosephhhhh April 1, 2010
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fantasy yapper sniper

A fantasy persona you adopt in your mind as a defensive response to a neighborhood dog who yaps continuously even while you attempt to sleep.
Yes officer, you have caught me red-handed, I am in fact the savior of our neighborhood, the fantasy yapper sniper!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2021
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Skipernicus

A fictional philosopher/scientist/academic - used to indicate that you don't know the attribution of a fact without actually saying "I don't know."
Who said "the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing?"

I believe that was Skipernicus.

Her style of painting is Skipernican.
by Fleen Bleensteen February 3, 2010
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Sniper Hill

any place in bad company 2 were players who have just migrated from MW2 will attempt to snipe from. the most noticeable of these is on Port Valdez. this is a hill/cliff were every attacker using the recon kit seems to charge for. another less known spot is on arica harbor in the brick building.

the brick building can only be called a sniper hill based on were the sniper is located. snipers ontop or right in the windows are classified as being on the hill. were snipers farther back or using the shadows/glare are not.

ANY spot that has more then 2 snipers on it is classified for a sniper nest (A temporary sniper hill) for the rest of that game.
Guy 1 : WATCH OUT! doorway 1 is in clean view of sniper hill!

Guy 2 : Don't matter. there all COD noobs who don't know about bullet drop!

Guy 2 proceeds to run out of door 1. Hundreds of bullets fall short and hit the ground 20 feet away.

Guy 2: See? Perfectly safe!
by MonkeeWorrior June 20, 2010
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