ass sniffer

someone who sniffs ass and likes it

your mom is an ass sniffer

by keegan2580 December 15, 2008

snifacunt other

A fun way to say and spell "significant other".

AT THE BAR:

PETER: WOW! Whose that beautiful babe walking in the door?

BOBBY: That's Sharon, my new snifacunt other, brother.

PETER: Yeah, I'd like to snif...I mean, you know, if she wasn't YOUR lady.

by Bar Bare-All Eden June 12, 2006

sniff your ass

To give you a tryout or try to figure out what it's all about. A more civilized form of what a dog does when it...uh...sniffs your ass.

Bill: "Ooh...looks like Peter messed up on his TPS reports again. We may need to fire him."
Bob: "Peter's a bright kid, I like his style. Let's send him out to the Boston office and let those guys sniff his ass for a couple of weeks. If they don't like what they see, then we'll can the bastard."

Stan: "Peter, why don't you come out to Boston and let us sniff your ass for a little bit? Not trying to scare you, but Bill would like us to evaluate your performance."
Peter: "Man, you guys are such a bunch of brown-nosers."

by Nicholas D November 28, 2007

sniff witch

coke whore; female that hordes blow; raggy looking sucked out female snorter.

That sniff witch scoffed up all my blow; anybody see Whitney lately,she looks like a full blown sniff witch

by dartwino January 12, 2007

sniff and spank

to rub your junk and sniff your fingers the day after banging a hot chick with a tight tasty snatch then jerking off to the sweet memory. Spank
savor the flavor

To scratch then sniff. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn that bish was good! Time to spank it. Sniff and Spank

by Xdiablo69X August 17, 2007

quimby sniffer

Someone who smells old under wear for lingering fart odors.

I caught that quimby sniffer snaking my old underwear and whiffing it out..he's a real stiffer sniffer.

by the quicker sniffer stiffer March 4, 2011

Quiff Sniff

1)The replacement term for douche bag douch doucher dbag and any other variation of the term originally used by "booger" from revenge of the nerds.

2) A person or a group of people that constantly refer to others as douches, DBS, douch bags

1) Clefus: Grubbs is a quiff sniffer.
Mateo: whats that?
Clefus : Someone that calls everyone a variation of a douche bag possible.
tool nerd queer fag retard gay lazy crazypiece of shitPoserselloutidiotloserbumworthlessscumjerkbitch cunt dildo assassholedouche douchbagdickliarclown

by Clefus June 14, 2013