Short ass bisexual

Myself.

I'm a short ass bisexual.

by AnotherRandomPersonHere. January 13, 2019

short boy appreciation day

December 22nd is short boy appreciation day, so send this to all your short guy friends.

Stacy: oh hey Joe, it's short boy Appreciation day!
Joe: bruh I'm not that short

by Mariaave December 22, 2019

Shmort

So a few streams ago I was trying to say something and it came out shmort. I made up this definition on the fly, enjoy!

SHMORT: The rejuvenating feeling one gets from others or individuals after a conversation, connection, musical set or arrangement, visual performance, laugh or anything truly uplifting to your spirit or higher self. When your love tank is refilled by even a single word or gesture. Heartfelt electricity amongst people. Example: '2 people giving each other support in a twitch DJ CHAT when you are on the other side of the planet'.

We are taking back thie negative definition posted here and making it positive. Cant stop us.

I shmort you.

We are getting a shmorting feeling.

We be shmortin'
The shmort was insane!

by anonymous July 20, 2021

short mommy

short mfs that are 4,6

zamm shes a short mommy

by ANGEL <33 March 9, 2022

Short Bussin'

When something is referred to as stoopid, or retarded in regards to the level of sickness. Refer to Bussin, or Sick for further understanding

That shit short bussin'

by Lordt of the Nort August 26, 2023

Sweet-short-long

The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:

Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?

Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.

by Kurtisheath January 18, 2009

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019