Smooshing

When you have whiskey dick and just kinda go for it putting your softy in and out.

When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.

by Trolalalala June 6, 2018

smoober

Using Uber as a transport to go to out for drinks, get completely shit-faced and Uber back.

Hey girl, it's Becky's 21st tonight, are you going out? We're gonna smoober."

by Not Maddy October 12, 2018

smoosh

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imma take that girl home and smoosh her in the smoosh room!! so I call dibs

by //xox.!// January 15, 2019

Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

by Epicwins July 6, 2019

Smooshed

Looking like a damn fool In the face

When you at the club and yo nigga pull off with a fat bitch and leave you smooshed in the parking lot with yo homegirl

by Meeks love April 13, 2019

Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.

Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.

by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019

Smooshy

when you're mooshy, make sure the nosey is especially mooshy

"that girl is so smooshy"

by OceanicManta September 12, 2019