Lid Smuggler

Someone who smuggles things into prison via their asshole, holding it in tightly as if putting a lid on it.

"John sure is a lid smuggler"

"Did you hear that cullen smuggled an entire watermelon in? What a Lid Smuggler"

by Cyrus224 June 23, 2014

smothered smuggler

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

by expert464 December 5, 2014

titty smuggler

One who takes ownership of another’s breasts.

Damn Danny stop being a titty smuggler.

by Kojm December 22, 2017

Munchkin Smuggler

Another name for a men's Speedo.

I accidentally sharted in my munchkin smuggler at the beach last week.

by TyranThesaurus Rex July 1, 2018

butt swoggler

One whom gets credit from you and don't pay it back.

I met a man during my travels name Jammi Clifton who was a real butt swoggler.

by Tad A Hope December 26, 2020

Cock swoggler

A gay man who likes to play with other men's cocks whilst sucking them

Person 1: I'm normally straight af but I become a cock swoggler the moment I see person 2
Person 2: what?

by Macaspoobie July 3, 2023

The Border Smuggler

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.

I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.

by Macmanffp March 19, 2017