smoochie

Noun: An obese, insecure, and somewhat neurotic female person; between the ages of 15 and 40 (some what like fat groupies). They are often found wearing too tight and/or loud clothing. Smoochies congragate in bars, clubs, and after hours restaurants. Beware of a smoochie wearing vertical stripes.

"Get a load of that smoochie!", "That smoochie won't stop following me", "Oh my lord that smoochie's belly is coming through her clothes."

by Ronnie (the smoochie luv-a) September 2, 2004

gooch smooch

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

by Gyron September 22, 2011

scoach

(n) a feeling or sixth sense that people associate with cops, parents, teachers, and other authority figures when feeling sketchy, like they could catch you (smoking dosha? yes)

(v) the action of sneaking around, acting sketchy, or trying not to act sketchy

(adj) the way authority figures and weird, pie kids are

this word is interchangable with sketchy, sketch, scoaching, etc.
it is very hard to define and at times means the opposite of itself.
it can be used in place of almost any word.
it can be used to describe almost anything.

"that kid is so scoach"
"i feel scoach about this"
"you are so scoach"
"i tried to like, scoach out of there before anything happened"
"that cop just scoached up on us, scoooooooach"
"this is the scoachest thing we have ever done, by far"

by johnnnnnnn_ August 25, 2009

smooch

to rub your genitals on someone vigourasly

yo dog, I smooched your mumma's face last night and she was like "oh thats good smooching"

by louis April 26, 2005

smooch

An endearing term for whisker biscuit

"If I wear crotchless panties one could see my smooch on full display"

by Amy January 11, 2005

smoochie wallace

A wet, romantic kiss that last for a long time and usually is involved in a relationship

Dude, this chick asked me to give her a smoochie wallace and she loved it.

by S. James More October 21, 2012

spicy smogcheck

The act in which the male cooks a meal for his partner consisting of her favorite foods.He then procedes to eat all of the prepared food in front of her, sharing none at all. After a period of digestion, he then forces himself to vomit the meal into her rectum, and procedes to use the vomit as a lubricant for anal sex.

"Last Thursday evening, after the wife spilled my beer on me, I went into the kitchen, and proceded to spicy smogcheck that ho."

by banana hammocks August 2, 2008