Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.

Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.

by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008

Slow Dump

To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.

"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"

by Grace SF May 7, 2008

slow-releaser

When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left

Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that

Shane: Hear what

Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser

Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell

Amanda: Exactly

by lavajoes21 January 5, 2014

bro slow

Telling your bro you want to take it easy.

Full of energy Eric, "Let's party!"

Tired Nathan, "Bro slow."

by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014

slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014

slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

by 69thCircleofHell September 22, 2014

slow screw

When a man screws a woman slowly giving her a slow grinding F--k .

"Last night I took Carla home and gave her the slow screw!"

by Frank Savage November 4, 2015