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Shocker

N. The index, middle and pinkey fingers, all employed in harmonious unison with the aim of pleasuring a female.
two in the pink, one in the stink
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the crapper
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the shite
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the cunt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack

"and if that don't work, slip her the shocker, brah!"
by Chiefnutz December 28, 2005
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Boner Shock

Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.
That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
by MR. B3NNY December 11, 2010
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rod shocker

when a sexual partner inserts their pinky into a males butthole whilst simultaneously stroking the males skin flute with the index finger, middle finger, and the thumb. Ring finger remains limp while stroking the grundle and therefor completes the rodshocker.
Jacob: Brantley did you bone that chick?
Brantley: No, she gave me the rod shocker and I sent that skank packing.
Alex: That's awesome, I have always wanted the rod shocker.
by Chris Cameron March 15, 2008
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Bottle Shocked

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.
Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.
by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009
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shocklog

Taking such a large sh*t that your shocked to see the large log sitting there in the toilet bowl.
"Yo Dan I just left the biggest shocklog in your moms bathroom, I'm surprised it came out."
by Hey-Zues April 7, 2007
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shlockered

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.
Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.
by ChelseaV September 11, 2005
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Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.
Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.
by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018
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