slippery dick

Slippery dick is a species of ocean-dwelling fish in the family Labridae. This species originates mostly from the Western Atlantic: North Carolina and Bermuda to Brazil. It swims as if it's dragging its tail. Adults may grow to a length of 8 inches.

My favorite animal is a slippery dick.

by Alan the King Fish July 31, 2011

Slippery Shrimp

To finger a girl while she is sleeping or passed out from over consumption of alcohol.

My buddy Matt gave this girl a slippery shrimp last night and she woke up half way through!!!

by G.BItz June 19, 2010

Slippery Morae eel

Slippery Morae eel is when a guy with a crooked dick is doing a girl doggy style in the puss and pulls out and sticks it in some vaseline and then jams it in her ass without her knowing.

-Dude, Crooked dick Rob gave Tina a Slippery Morae eel the other night!!!
-I bet she wont Bitch at him anymore.

by JBadd March 3, 2009

slippery

the only fun way to have sex

oil up your water bed (using baby oil) and you'll have the best sex you've ever had

by Alexius November 6, 2003

slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006

Slippery Slide

When a group of guys sit in a circle and masturbate until the floor is covered in semen. Then have a contest to see who can stand the longest without falling.

Last Saturday me and the boys pulled a slippery slide in Gina's room

by BushesBestBaked October 14, 2018

slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina

We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.

by Luke L. June 19, 2006