snedge

person who is always trying to make themselves look good, but only ends up doing the opposite

see david brent: character from bbc tv's "the office"

see gareth: character from bbc tv's "the office"

i like to do the best job that is humanly possible while still remaining dashing and attractive to those who have to work with me, because it is only fair to them, and they appreciate that, i've been thinking about giving classes, but you know, i'm far to busy..

by captain snedge pants January 1, 2004

slidge

1. noun, used most frequently to question/protest the distance one has traveled as a result of getting punched in the face in super smash brothers.

2. interjection, no meaning, based on above usage, but here used with no detectable prompting, and for no objective purpose.

1. -what the slidge?!?
2. jimmy: hey wanna eat dinner?
phil: slidge! skrang!
jimmy: what?
phil: huh? sorry.

by captainfalcon July 25, 2004

slodge

N. An unappealing concoction of various household food items that forms a hot meal for the poor, lazy, or both.

Want to try my slodge? I used spaghetti, tuna, black olives, butter, eggs, and ramen beef seasoning.

by Wurdzwerth November 5, 2010

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

sledgefaggot

The repeated use of the sledgehammer in Red Faction Guerrilla by some crappy player who has no skill and does not admit he has potential in the game, and should probably commit MASS suicide!

"I'm never playing red faction again!"

"Why?"

"god damn sledgefaggots"

by nick.V November 25, 2009

Sledged

a state of absolute inebriation wherein the afflicted are more than likely to dance in hysteria, talk endlessly about their party experiences, and fuck piggish women

Man, you were so sledged last night! You were dancing to vanilla ice and ended up fucking that fat wildebeest.

by EdwardScissorpenis October 11, 2010

Sedgepole

a common breed of pole (wooden pole) amidst some grass

Hey, can you see that sedgepole in that field over there?

by Slinc August 5, 2008