Sangle

verb

A verb with no concrete action assigned to it. Has a negative connotation.
A vaguely negative action.
One would not wished to be sangled.

"The man was sangled"
"He will sangle the man"

by Garyonyx December 28, 2025

Pencil Slanger

A male who has a penis the size of a pencil.

I couldn't help but laugh when that pencil slanger whipped it out as if he were Mandingo!

by The Rennaisance Woman October 17, 2009

The Spangler

When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.

Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?

Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler

Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her

Miguel: well was she mad?

Jack: dude she was PISSED

Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER

*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*

by spanglebaby April 20, 2018

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

fad slanger

When you overuse the tired catch-phases from last year in your daily speak.

My bad! Winning the internet! LOL, Let's GO! Ya think? FML! My anxiety is kicking in!
"If Sheila posts that she is just living her best life one more time! Such a Fad slanger!

by Artist802 February 20, 2021

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021