Blazing Saddle

Sexual position wherein a woman rides a man reverse cowgirl while he takes a dump on the toilet.

Tommy thought that he liked blumpkins, but when Suzie upgraded him to a Blazing Saddle, he found his new favorite position.

by pattenhere April 16, 2010

Blazing Saddle

When you are hitting her in cow girl position, but her pussy is so hairy that your dick gets a carpet burn

Me and Mackenzie were getting it on last night, but she gave me a blazing saddle.

by Baconman20 December 11, 2017

saddletramp

Literally speaking, a slutty cowgirl. She rides a saddle on her horse and she's a tramp.

Texan chick: Oh, look at how many hot guys are in this bar!

Guy friend: Don't be such a saddletramp!

by madcraft July 28, 2011

sandler saddlebag

when a girl is giving you head under a blanket, quickly grab the blanket and pull her head down tight and fart. this is very good for getting revenge on a chick.

After eating a ton of rotten beans and being in the playful attitude he always is, Ryan performed the Sandler Saddlebag on his lady-friend during the movie.

by Sean May 10, 2003

rusty saddlehorn

When a person lays on their back and stiffens their tongue, sticking it out as far as possible and their partner straddles the person's face planting their anus on the protruding tongue and riding up and down, thereby doing all the work while the person on the bottom leisurely performs analingus.

She then mounted her husband's face and rode the rusty saddlehorn while he lazily rimmed her.

by Pat W. July 20, 2008

Upper Saddle River

This is one of the richest towns in one of the richest counties in America. It is home to mostly "new money" people. The old money is hard to come by, but it's easy to tell. Kids from old money parents will never brag about anything. There are probably about 10 of them in the entire town. The rest are all slutty japs with big tits, but most of them are silicone. But don't squeeze them or she'll have daddy sue you for all you've got, and then buy her a new nose with it. All the girls here have at least one coach, gucci, db, or prada bag for every day of the week. guys, your favorite store should be j crew and if you don't own at least ten things that say northface on it, you will never get a girl. if your family doesn't have more cars than drivers, a pool, an in home movie theater, or at least 3 other properties across the world, you're POOR. GET OUT before everyone finds out and talks shit about you, but they probably do anyway. This town is full of daddies who work in NYC "the city" and mommies who stay at home buying manolo shoes for their bitchy daughters all day. It breeds some of the smartest kids in the state even though they just text each other on their new razr cell phones during class all day. This town makes the Northern Highlands parking lot glitter, where the students have better cars than the teachers. If daddy didn't buy you a lexus, bmw, or audi, he probably doesn't love you. Take all the money in your trust fund and buy a new daddy! Unless of course he pimped out some other ride for you like a land rover, high end jeep, or hummer equipped with gps and chrome all over the place. If you crash your car, you'll probably get a more expensive one tomorrow. When you meet someone from this town, they will immediately tell you how great they are because they have sooo much stuff and their parents are sooo rich. If they don't brag to you about everything in the first 10 seconds, they are probably old money and actually have some class, that's a package deal right there. This town is full of jappy bitches and wiggas. What a great place to live!

Cop: You were going 50mph over the speed limit, that's a $300 fine

USR kid: UGHHH!! WHAAAAT! ummm well it's ok, i'm from Upper Saddle River, wait can daddy put that on his amex?

by happy highlander December 11, 2008

Side Saddle

A method of hitting on an elderly woman, but can appropriately be applied to all ages in equestrian circles. Used correctly, it implies an ambiguous but unequivocally certain sexual act.

-"Hey Donna, did you get a new wheelchair? Maybe we can try it out side saddle later *wink wink*"

by PT four Life December 27, 2009