slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize October 9, 2008

Slackerness

Not giving a fuck about doing anything.

He said: "its 420 you have put in a hard days work go ahead and take the rest of the day off"

She said: true true. but i should probably hang around b/c i don't want to draw attention to my slackerness.

by jjbia May 11, 2010

Skankerchief

a towel or rag used to clean yourself up between partners on the same night

At a party like that, they should hand out skankerchiefs at the door

by Sam LeFleur August 25, 2010

Slacker Barbie

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.

I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.

by stagename October 7, 2011

multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007

poo snacker

Someone who eats their own poo.

"Hey Jack, check out the poo snacker in holding cell 2!"

by Makers Mark August 21, 2007