swimming

that thing you instinctively do before you drown

swimming will prevent you from drowning

by fastlane_45 October 27, 2011

skimming

scamming slighty

changing price label on a item in a shop, to a lower price.

by Bernie April 16, 2003

simping

Simping is when you like women on the internet. The more you like women on the internet, the simpier it is.

1: I am subscribed to Pokimane.
2: SIIIIIIIIIMP

simping

by Ottomagic Critic September 24, 2020

synchronized swimming

To collectively pee on somebody.

We did a little synchronized swimming in the bathtub and yada yada yada, her hair hasn't smelled the same since.

by zarch April 7, 2008

Swimming in the pussy

An ironic way of referring to someone who is NOT swimming in pussy. Usually referring to anyone who looks like they have no idea what a vagina looks like.

John: Yo, nerd alert...he must be swimming in the pussy.

Will: Cut him some slack man.

John: Doesn't help that he's dressed like a cast member from star trek...

swimming pussy

by Allen Wildhorse April 27, 2010

swimming around inside somebody's mouth

A phrase used to define the weather in the southern United States. Typically hot and very humid.

Damn, it's so hot today in Tennessee its like swimming around inside somebody's mouth.

by The White Chocolate March 18, 2007

swimming shit

usually refers to:
1) feces in a toilet duly supplied with water

less usually refers to:
2) a despicable indidual who either practices natation as a sport or happens to be approaching the oberserver through waters deep enough to make snorkeling possible
3) an unfortunate event that unsurpisingly lands on the observer, very much in the guise of a floating exrement haunting a British bather at sea

Hey mate, look at that swimming shit (of mine)!

Now, ain't that dude a real swimmin' shit?

I wonder how you could not see this swimming shit coming...

by swimminshid November 6, 2013