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simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022
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Hoe-Simp

Hoe-Simp is defined as someone who acts like a hoe but yet has no chance of getting with anything
Hope Smith is a Hoe-Simp. She is such a Hoe-Simp that she goes for the gay kids.
by Broccolieidoli August 6, 2020
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Kennith simmons

Ur probably here because of ghost and pals' song "broadcast illusions" or "colorbars" which is now titled "bar" on youtube. The song(s) have a software thats fukases vocaloid voicebank.Kennith Simmons is a gay boy who gets bullied for being lgbtq+. This guy has invested on electronics and soonly met evelynn jacot after stephanie glass got into a fight with kennith. Kennith and evelynn planned hijacking a broadcast that makes the nation do a whole mass suicide to get payback from being bullied. Stephanie glass was deaf so the broadcast couldn't affect her. Close to when the broadcast was about to be finished kennith felt like it was wrong to do this. Evelynn forced kennith to keep the broadcast going but kennith didn't. Kennith then killed himself while the screen was black. Stephanie got worried and ran into kenniths house breaking the door down. Stephanie ran upstairs which had wires and stacks of tvs that played brightly lit colorbars. Towards the ground upstairs was a pool of blood that kennith had been laying in.
Me:hey have u heard of kennith simmons?
Normie:who?
Me:nevermind.
by Kenny chan October 25, 2020
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Rumplestilts Simpson

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!
by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022
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Simming

The Act of Eating a donut off of a Dick
I'm going to get some Krispy Kremes and go simming at the club
by Millennialcast May 21, 2016
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Simrah

A girl that seems to be happy and is very jumpy and energetic. She's very bubbly and just wants you to be happy. She puts everybody before herself. Shes very sweet and loves food, especially desserts such as ice cream. She does well in school and makes friends easily. She gets affected when losing friends or even when friends lose friends. She wants a career before a lover. She hides her pain with a smile and cries for no reason. She is always seen with a smile on her face and only close friends know that she's hurting fro the inside.
"She's so sweet, she must be a Simrah"

"Simrahs are so happy"
"You're not going to get her, she's a Simrah"
by Violette October 26, 2016
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simranized

Someone who can't take anything less than excessive praise.
Alex: You're really nice.
Pat: Only nice? Not amazing? I'm insulted.
Alex: That was a compliment. Sorry. I didn't realize you've been simranized.
by MagicalCreatures October 8, 2012
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