Swonker

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intent of becoming intoxicated

I am on official swonker status tonight.

by Original Swonker April 16, 2010

shonkerd

to be fucked up in any way, shape, or form

I think Sid is still pretty shonkerd from last night

by thegoonsquad November 2, 2010

Shonk

The act of shanking and then shooting a person/animal/object.

Stan was so angry that he shonk Clyde.

by CoShaDeDine September 24, 2011

Shwanked

When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker

Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).

by Tiphers June 29, 2011

Swonkle

The act of having oral sex under water

We went upstairs and swonkled in the bathtub!

by SuperStreetCat September 23, 2011

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

shwooking

facebooking whilst shitting. Posting statuses about being on the toilet

Baylie was shwooking in the bathroom.

by the original shwooker April 16, 2014