shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004

shakespeare

A nickname basketball players get with sick handles.

My friends call me Shakespeare due to my skills to shake people off me when playing basketball.

by Nate194444 April 25, 2006

Milk Shakes

Shakes made out of milk and other things.

Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Shakespeare

An old dramatic cougar, who has no bellybutton. (Don't ask me how that works, these individuals DO exist) desperate not to die alone.

Shakespeare: For soon he will move to another.
Me: What the fuck are you Shakespeare?

by Amanda Motha Fuckin' Davis July 27, 2011

Shakespearean question

the question of to be or not to be; the question of whether something exists or not.

It is not known whether the Higgs boson exists or not. It is a Shakespearean question, indeed

by uttam maharjan July 27, 2011

shuke

A compromise of keeping clean one area, while making a mess of another

If you have to shuke, what do you do first? Sit on the toilet, or stick your head in the toilet?

by gio May 27, 2004

Shakespemo

A statement of emo or unpleasant topics of woe spoken articulately, and sounds really fancy and sad, like emo poetry spoken in everyday conversation

named for William Shakespeare, the world first emo kid

Guy 1 (upset person): woe! when will the soft caress of the darkness pull me into its bosom so i can escape this oppression and drown in the numbing song of the black crow making shadows on my wall
Guy 2: Way to be a Shakespemo
Guy 3: doesn't bosom mean tits?

by Ursinkoo October 18, 2008