Shred

To engage in a riotous road trip experience which leaves the soul nourished, the body and bike broken or damaged.

Just came back from a Euro Shred, can't feel my legs and my brake discs are warped

by Bubbajiggles July 8, 2022

The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

Shredded baerf

What bitches become when they keep crossing the evocative lines that lie clearly infront of their blind 𝓸𝓳𝓸𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪; pancake faced Britzada.

"bitches tryna turn into shredded baerf over here!"

by Yumyumsaucy July 11, 2022

Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.

Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!

by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023

Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

shred that shit

shred that shit means basically leave that shit alone . stop bringing it up .

aye bro remember when you was at the club that one night and-

naw bro shred that shit . that’s the past

by anonymous6969420420 February 27, 2020