Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course

Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.

by Tigers White Brother April 19, 2017

Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

shmonx

A form of celebration for when someone makes an insignificant amount of money from something that took them an extensive time to research

Bruh, I made like 15 gold from selling all that stuff
oof, shmonx

by Ronald the stonkman January 28, 2021

Shmoneyda

"Shmoneyda", which is comparable to the slang terms "bread" or "dough", means money. This term was made by the amazing YouTuber Isaiah Hightower.

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I'm out here getting that shmoneyda while you bitches are running your mouths LMAOOO

by nia with the heart<3 January 29, 2022

Shmonged

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong

Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid

by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022

shmongologombus

A shmongologombus is a unbelievably large ass which when twerked shakes the earth in a proverbial ground-pound. It is also believed that it has so much mass that is possesses its own gravitational pull.

There is a large Crack in the earth here, a shmongologombus must have passed through.

by Elder Plops September 26, 2022