Shiteblower

A person who constantly talks utter rubbish;
Someone who pipes up at meetings to give the impression of knowledge and/or intelligence whilst achieving the exact opposite.

Can I say, Mister Speaker, that the right honourable gentleman is a shiteblower.

by Gonadic Gratitude July 3, 2019

shitcessful

When, on the backside of a night of major drinking, you sit down on the commode and use those 8 Coronas to push your wife’s meatloaf through your balloon knot and into the toilet where it should have gone in the first place. All while having the extruded log going from what looks like old petrified, burnt bark to smooth light-brown peanut butter.

Hey Tom, you having a good day? “Man, I’m having a shitcessful day!” Oh really? Did you blow out that struggle plug or something? “Dude, I reset my bowels to Thursday before my wife fed me a meatloaf that looked like a dead cat. I feel like I can take over the world now!!”

by Bobby the Bug Man September 21, 2020

Shirleen

A shirleen is a cheerful ,sexy bad ass .She’s kind if you’re to her .She’s forgiving but doesn’t forget easily.
She’s sexy asf.
She’s great in bed also naughty.
She. Has precious eyes that directly relate to the stars.
A shirleen will be there for;She’s very reliable.
She’s a goddess .
She’s playful and always happy.
She has great seduction skills and well she can be mischievous at times

Hey,I’m into her.Whats her name ohh her it’s no surprise,She’s a shirleen

by Pretty-me March 20, 2022

Preemptive Shite

Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.

I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!

by Duffdrinker December 9, 2008

Salty Shipley

Homosexuals who enjoy sexual piss play, usually for money.

He paid Five bucks for a Salty Shipley.

by Desert Bart March 8, 2011

champagne shirley

an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.

man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...

by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014

wet shirley

The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.

I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!

by AndiStarr114 November 25, 2016