The Shields

A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.

Hey man, anyone want to play The Shields leap frog with me?

by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014

Ballistic Shield

The most annoying weapon in Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 1

Jared: Man, I had 2 mythic weapons, a medallion, and a crown and I lost it all to some default with a ballistic shield

Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.

by Oklahoma_Man January 20, 2024

AA shield

An overlapping field of fire set up for multiple anti air units to support each other.

We have to set up an AA shield from the East side of the map to the West side.

by CrashArtemis January 26, 2017

shield brothers

One of a kind, no one can stop them no matter what that bitch does. They can only be created with a powerhouse, a backstabber and a lunatic.

Look at this lunatic! I bet he is from the shield brothers.

by Aboodchi almoslemani May 21, 2017

omaha shield

the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.

“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”

“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”

“must’ve been the omaha shield”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)

- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)

A satirical toast in french-gibberish, when abuser's minions have succeeded a mission of sabotage, or have shielded the abuser from taking responsibility and is given a reward for these actions.

Did you notice how they sabotaged the whole investigation of ethical misconducts to cover up a huge corruption at the very top of the university?
- yeah , totally! Bon nille A' nus! (*shield*)
- for the bad of human kind and everything! (*shield*)

by pisara-meressa April 23, 2023

jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006