2 definitions by Phil6590
A human shield (other) for any type of self-protective purpose ranginging from harmless to lethal attack as necessary.
The nearest physical other human being is selected as the shield indiscriminate of age, race, or gender, and chosen strategically to provide a guerilla warfare tactical advantage momentarily to avoid harm.
The nearest physical other human being is selected as the shield indiscriminate of age, race, or gender, and chosen strategically to provide a guerilla warfare tactical advantage momentarily to avoid harm.
Me: Buddy, there's this fat dude trying to hit on this hot blonde at the bar. Her friends are watching and laughing cause it ain't going well. Seems like they're letting it play out. Poor guy.
Friend: Man, you should go in right now, talk up the blonde and use the fat guy as a shield if anything goes wrong.
Me: And the fat guy would be a great shield for a mother hen too. Yea solid.
Friend: Let's go, I'm coming for the brunette. This'll be easy.
Friend: Man, you should go in right now, talk up the blonde and use the fat guy as a shield if anything goes wrong.
Me: And the fat guy would be a great shield for a mother hen too. Yea solid.
Friend: Let's go, I'm coming for the brunette. This'll be easy.
by Phil6590 February 20, 2020
ME: Yo bud, your girlfriend is hot. Has she completed the 7 day challenge?
FRIEND: The 7 day challenge? What's that?
ME: Anal every day for 7 days with no vaginal penetration.
FRIEND: Nah bro, she's as plain as vanilla ice cream.
FRIEND: The 7 day challenge? What's that?
ME: Anal every day for 7 days with no vaginal penetration.
FRIEND: Nah bro, she's as plain as vanilla ice cream.
by Phil6590 June 7, 2017