1. To talk shit and get hit.
2. To try your best at sports such as football and track and end up being a horrible thing to watch.
3. To eat your fortune along with the cookie at a Chinese food buffet.
4. To viciously masturbate mentally
2. To try your best at sports such as football and track and end up being a horrible thing to watch.
3. To eat your fortune along with the cookie at a Chinese food buffet.
4. To viciously masturbate mentally
1. If you keep shanning then shits going down.
2. I was shanning so hard in practice today, I have to find a way to not suck.
3. We were sitting in the restaurant and out of nowhere this dumbass just starts shanning.
4. My mom caught me shanning to my imaginary girlfriend while i was playing xbox.
2. I was shanning so hard in practice today, I have to find a way to not suck.
3. We were sitting in the restaurant and out of nowhere this dumbass just starts shanning.
4. My mom caught me shanning to my imaginary girlfriend while i was playing xbox.
by Ol Dirty Drawz April 10, 2011
Get the Shanning mug.When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008
Get the Shampooing the Carpets mug.The act of jerking off to someone whose passed out drunk hoping they will not wake up and catch you. Normally followed by ejaculating on one of his/her possessions. A difficult task to pull off but if successful gives the shamer great pleasure.
Joe: "dude, did you hear about bobby shaming that girl last night?"
Nick: "yeah man. Give it a week and he'll wish he never shamed her."
Nick: "yeah man. Give it a week and he'll wish he never shamed her."
by shamtheman February 16, 2010
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Shaming, judging, and ridiculing someone for who, how, or when they love. The toxic culture of feeling entitled to criticize other people’s way of loving that leads to bullying, especially for women.
"I hate being love-shamed for being with someone younger/older than me."
"Being told I fall in love too quickly is just love shaming."
"It seems like there is a lot of love shaming going on when it comes to women's intimate lives."
"Being told I fall in love too quickly is just love shaming."
"It seems like there is a lot of love shaming going on when it comes to women's intimate lives."
by drdanar June 21, 2022
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
Get the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your mug.Calling someone fat or implying they're fat by saying they need to watch their nutrition. It's particularly harmful when fully grown adults (usually those without children, no medical experience & insecurities about their own weight) feel the need to fat shame a baby simply because they have rolls. Newsflash rolls are normal on babies.
*cute picture of a baby on social media platform*
Fat shamer: they need to watch their nutrition!
Baby defender: you're an adult picking on a child's weight, I hope your proud of yourself fat shaming a baby.
Fat shamer: they need to watch their nutrition!
Baby defender: you're an adult picking on a child's weight, I hope your proud of yourself fat shaming a baby.
by MyWordsAreMyOwn November 27, 2021
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