Shag & Scoob

Vaginal sex immediately followed by anal sex. Scoob-ing is to be known as making oneself into a sandwich. A human sandwich, where the penis is the meat.

"Aw man, I really just had a great Shag & Scoob all last night."

by Twilitplaid June 16, 2016

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Shag-bragger

Somebody that sleeps with lots of people and feels the need to bring it up at the next given occasion.

Sarah: Wow, that's a long banana.

Kate: Yeah, almost as long as Simon's last night.

Sarah: Omg, you're such a Shag-bragger.

by Geese-Go-Moo October 12, 2012

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Shag Mark

Bruises and any other injuries given with consent during sex

"John gave me a massive shag mark yesterday, still stings."

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shag pasty

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.

"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"

by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 23, 2012

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An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.

"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."

"What the shag? Why?"

by Profanity Diction March 29, 2015

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