shadowjacker

Someone who sneakily jacks off in public places

Brad is known as the local shadowjacker

by thetreetrimmer August 5, 2016

shadow broker

The shadow broker is an information trader, a walking encyclopedia of every living person and anything you could want to know about them... plus everything you really didn't need to know. Like a giant sponge they soak up information constantly and have often been heard regurgitating unfiltered descriptions at the drop of a name, which can include anything from the last event in which that person was seen and everyone else in attendance.... To the name of their dog, mother and the type of car they drive. If the shadow broker hasnt heard of someone... They pretty much don't exist.

I knew my boyfriend was acting weird so I asked the shadow broker and found out about his secret tranny addiction!

by Dopamine July 18, 2016

shadow puker

Someone who sneaks off to puke unnoticed at a party or gathering then sneaks back (possibly with drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

Why does Mary keep leaving and returning quietly? Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker!

by dlhammel December 5, 2016

shadow pussy

When a girl is naked faceing away from you with her legs slightly open. There is a small window between her thighs. You can catch a glimpse of the pussy but only the shadow of it.

Man, did you see the shadow pussy when that girl turned around?

by Slamin18 July 26, 2017

shadowed thot

The hoe over there that hasn't received much of her usual attention from guys even after many attempts. They normally lose attention after becoming too clingy or their might just be new hoe in the building taking up all her business.

"I've noticed that lacey has become a shadowed thot lately. She looks extra desperate today. I'll see you later, I'm going to try and smash."

by Platezz January 25, 2018

shadow166

A charismatic & smart minecraft server owner who is fluent in 69+ programming languages; also known to have coded Black Ops 2 overnight with no piss breaks or blinks.

OMG guys its Shadow166,lets spam his DMs and beg him for free stuff! Can I please have 100,000,000 ED kits!!!

by Gimme G-Kits Plz - Pheroxious April 8, 2019

Shadow Snakes

Shadow Snakes are snakes that appear all over people's house at night which can only be seen by a child. Chances are, those who seen them are scared of them.

Rae: MOM!
Angel: Yes Rae?
Rae: Can I sleep in your bed? There is Shadow Snakes everywhere
Angel: This is the 15th time this month you asked me this.

by Worse than JJ April 24, 2020