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favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.
Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020
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Phantom Shagger

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013
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shanticina/shantisina

At Rainbow Gatherings, when someone yells this, everyone comes running to help them! I saw it in action & the Rainbow Family even has attorneys!
When I heard shanticina/shantisina I went running to help this guy who'd been handcuffed. Everybody responded to the call for help. Someone sawed the handcuffs off the guy & people circled around him & got him away from the 6~up! (cops)
by Starchylde June 21, 2016
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Wet Shh

When somebody keeps and keeps on talking and you want to make stop talking.

A prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger and shh the other person, similar to the wet willy prank. Normally done for a bet.

If done in bet form normally the prankster gets a reward for doing it.
"Joe wouldn't stop talking so I wet shh him".

"Simon was soo angry today, got with the wet sh"
by Real Prankster 101 April 28, 2021
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no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!
Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!
by Starchylde July 4, 2016
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Shit Warmed Over

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.
Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”
by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016
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Tip Show

a wardrobe malfunction when the fly is undone and mr. penis attempts a break out.
My dick peaked out, it was a total Tip Show.
by Barky von Schnauser September 14, 2015
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