September 15

The day where all boys hold your girl's hand. Come on don't be pussys.

Give her what she wants guys. September 15

by A wierder kid than u November 13, 2019

september 31

national clown day because you typed September 31 even though it has 30 days so this imaginary day is to celibate retards like you

Hey dumbass there is no September 31st

by September 31 October 15, 2019

No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.

Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.

by The Wae September 2, 2020

september 24

people who are born on september 24 is considered to be very honest, cute and funny they are very fun to be with.

being born in september 24 is very lucky!

by Faye is me January 17, 2021

september 15

the day where stars were aligned and the galaxies collided, and lee felix was born! the prettiest and most amazing boy!

it's september 15? happy lee felix day!!!

by felixgalaxy May 8, 2020

September baby

Conceived on NYE (an accidental drunk shag)

I was planned.. oh was you? Im a September baby!

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

September 9

September 9 is national chicken schnitzel day where you get to yeet chicken schnitzel at your friends.

*Silence in classroom*

Friend: *coughs*
Me: *yeets chicken schnitzel at their face*
Friend: wth?! EWW
Teacher: MARGRET! No throwing chicken schnitzel
Me: But its September 9, national yeet your chicken schnitzel day
*silence*
Teacher: Carry on then
Me: *smile*

by An0nym0us;) November 5, 2019