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scritchies

1. The gentle scratching, or rubbing with the fingertips, of one's head, back, or similar hard-to-reach area by another person. Scritchies are assumed to be on the head unless otherwise specified.
2. To give scritchies: To scratch someone else in this manner.
3. A scritchie: A specific instance of someone giving somone else scritchies. The singular is rarely used.
1. Scritchies are fun.
2. He tried giving her scritchies to cheer her up.
3. This is turning out to be a very long scritchie.
by Artscrafter April 7, 2005
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Secit

v - To do something while you're drunk that you'll later regret. Not necessarily sexually, but that's usually the case!

noun form - Secitition.
"Damn, I blacked out last night, I hope I didn't secit!"
by Chris Valente July 16, 2008
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secret shot

Taking a shot of alcohol with a friend without letting the rest of the group know at a club, bar, and/or party.
Daniel was designated driver so he asked me to take a secret shot so he could get buzzed.
by headoutthegutter April 22, 2010
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Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.
"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."
by lacey May 7, 2005
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Secret Life Of The American Teenager

Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.
Secret Life Of The American Teenager, sex sex sex, "Did you hear? I'm a crazy Christian!"
by hickschicks2010 October 27, 2008
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dirty little secret

A song by the band All-American Rejects. Also, a name for a guy or girl that you don't want your friends knowing about.
by ChristinaFL September 28, 2005
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Security on my Dick

i.e, condom, rubber, fuck glove, areolagias, alaskan bay woofer, south beach dicker, fuck protection.
Jimmy should have used a security on my dick because Sally had AIDS. :(
by Poopenstein October 6, 2008
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