secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have
Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!
by Felipe Alejandro Lopez July 18, 2008
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The Chamber of Secrets

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.
Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.
by Dunhloke July 24, 2011
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vaginal secretion

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.
Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.
by E-rock Scarface October 18, 2006
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Secret soviet

This is when shove an open bottle of vodka in someones ass!
Hey nickolai, last night i gave my girl a secret soviet.
by GENERAL_GNOME April 11, 2021
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secret starfish

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.
by Secretstarfish February 17, 2017
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secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.
Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!
by Carbonation Jane June 28, 2012
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Secret gaygent

When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight
My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today
by The disaster lesbian October 17, 2020
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