Searley

A bald prick who loves to watch dating shows

'Hey man have you been being a Searley?'

'Yeah all I've done is watched catfish all weekend'

by Yeahhhhman321 May 19, 2017

Snaplecrackers

a word you say when there are small kids around

OHH SNAPLECRACKERS

by The Spoon Oon June 25, 2017

Staplers

A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.

boss: last night I caught jeff playing with staplers
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.

by tacogamer007 April 18, 2018

staplet

A tiny stapler. Also the result of autocorrect failing to correct "stapler" or "staples"

I've got really got to bind together these 3x5 note cards but I don't want to use a normal-sized stapler.

Use my staplet!

by Cheese Cannon December 6, 2017

Staplerydis

When you randomly find staples in your hair

“I just found staples in my hair”
“Oh no, you have staplerydis”

by Random24 January 16, 2018

staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

SEALEDPARSLEY45

That guy who knocks people in fortnight but somehow does not get the kill credit also loves to laugh at anything his funny friend says to him on XBOX

I got SEALEDPARSLEY45d why did I not get that kill

by God did you not kill him June 6, 2018