Susej

The spelling of Jesus backward. Has a nice booty if you are into that, AND FUCK YOU FOR SHITTING ON THE BIBLE

WHY IS THE SUSEJ RAW

by DATMAN!)! May 20, 2018

scusemesir

An aggressive type of panhandler who tries to 'politely' get your attention while refusing to be ignored. A scusemesir starts his pitch with the phrase "scusemesir?!" repeated louder and louder until you acknowledge him and/or he moves on to his next mark. Unfortunate souls who make eye contact and/or stop will be treated to one or more pre-fabricated sob stories designed to empty their pockets of change and/or small bills. The best (and really only) defense is to keep walking and pretend you're deaf.

Yesterday when I got off the subway I was dumb enough to make eye contact with a scusemesir. It cost me all my change from lunch to get the bastard to leave me alone. I gotta grow a thicker skin one of these days.

by badong May 5, 2014

I Beg Ur Scuseme?!

1. When someone says or does something profoundly so stupid and out of pocket, that you are flabbergasted that they actually said it. Instead of cussing them out, you reply with this clever response; as a way of showing them that you are the bigger person (and maybe smarter) and reminding them of what they just said so they can rephrase what they stated... immediately giving an apology. 2. A short way of saying I beg your pardon or excuse me. 3. A polite way of telling someone that they are an idiot. 4. Just a simply sarcastic response to something some one just said.

I forgot to tell you that I ate all of the truffles last night...

I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Why didn't you ask before eating all of my stuff?!
I prefer dairy over oat milk, I can't believe that you won't drink milk!
I Beg Ur Scuseme?! Oat milk, is way healthier than real cow's milk.

I absolutely hate cats!
I beg ur scuse me?! I cannot believe what you just said.

by anonymous February 27, 2023

scuzed

when the body of an individual becomes one with the contours of the couch as comfort levels increase.

im so scuzed right now

by mike walker November 3, 2007

Scudex

a 10 inch black acrylic dildo named big B.O.B.

AWWWWWWW SCUDEX TASTES LIKE POO TODAY BARBARA! Wipe it clean after playing with the bean!

by WelshyKalkalash October 18, 2012

Scised

Super excited. A term typically used by people who live n mountain towns.

"It snowed, like, a foot last night. I'm scised to hit the slopes."

by Stegosaurus89 October 30, 2013

Scube

The essence of being great, awesome and/or being a total beauty. Usually reserved for attractive people who tend to set the standard at every party and social gathering. Not to be confused with trend setters.

Guy 1: "One for one, and all for one"
Guy 2: "Dude that is so scube"

by Sir Smokes A Lot August 7, 2015