Scrote smoker

A complete idiot. Or can also be used to insult your "friend" who you actually think is a dumbass.

"See you later Billy."

"God damn he is such a scrote smoker."

by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008

scroder

a person acting like a vagina

shut up you scroder

keanu reeves is a scroder

by timbo420 January 26, 2009

Scrote Burner

Popular in American Football, especially at the Division III level in Western New York. The act of torching a weak, penis loving cornerback on a 'fade' or 'go' route. Often a wide-receiver will come to the line- see he is lined up against a scrote of a cornerback- and audible into a scrote burner.

9 times out of 10 the cornerback will recognize this audible, begin to panic, and ultimately embarrass himself and be pulled from the game. He will be given the chance to redeem himself through his fellatiotic activities towards his coaching staff.

Wide-receiver:"Scrote burner, scrote burner!"
Cornerback: "ahhhh ohh no no no..."

Coach: "Nick if you ever want to play for me again you know what you going to have to do..."
Cornerback: "ahhh not again..."

by NSKilla21 June 12, 2009

Home Screwed

When your team loses an away game because the refs favor the home team by making some really bad (unfair) calls. (A takeoff on the term home-schooled.)

One guy: My team got home screwed by the refs at that away game.

Second guy: Yeah, those refs must have been related to the home team players or something.

by Spiderwoman85 February 28, 2010

scroterboat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between ones scrotum, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

That chick gave me the best scroterboat ever. My balls are now numb

by djnick33 September 3, 2007

Scrotex

Aerosol deodorant spray for the ass/scrotum area of the male. Also, the male version of FDS Spray for women.

"Lancecastor's balls are smelling kind of stale, you might want to pick him up a can of Scrotex at the pharmacy"

by Angeleenabobeena December 21, 2003

scromelette

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.

"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."

by Tangerello December 22, 2005