by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002
Get the lay some scratch mug.A musical note of definite pitch, created when moving a piece of vinyl back and forth in a rhythmic fashion under a needle on a phonographic turntable. Accidentally discovered (and later perfected) by Grand Wizzard Theodore.
"In fact I can't see, or can't imagine, a man who ain't a lover of beats, or a fan of scratchin'." - Eminem - "Infinite"
by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
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People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.
Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.
by justakidatheart March 8, 2013
Get the Cook-from-scratch snob mug.Justen: "Hey, Greg, want a Belgium Scratch?"
Greg: "Oh, hells yeah man! I already have a pencil in my ass."
Greg: "Oh, hells yeah man! I already have a pencil in my ass."
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Get the scratch ya mug.A sexual act of the fisting and anal variety. More specifically a hot scratch involves someone inserting their fist into their own asshole or a friends asshole and slowly but firmly opening the hand so that they can scratch the inside of the anus with their fingernails whilst removing themselves from the vicinity.
Ali: "I fancy something a little more adventurous today Joe"
Joe: "Really how about a bit of anal fisting?"
Ali: "Chicken, I was thinking I could give you a hot scratch?"
Joe: "Saucy"
Joe: "Really how about a bit of anal fisting?"
Ali: "Chicken, I was thinking I could give you a hot scratch?"
Joe: "Saucy"
by anarchist598 April 13, 2010
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