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Scottish

An embittered, jealous person, who is pathetically weak in both mind and body and usually repugnant to behold and/or a gingernut.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.
"Look at the state of that! What a tramp!"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."

"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".

"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"

"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
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Scottish Exit

It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.
Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.
by NYCboys May 25, 2025
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Scottish Birthday

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit
by abitdodgey August 15, 2023
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Scottish Weeb

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.
you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!
by A 100% good source October 5, 2018
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Scottish Commie

Used to describe Somebody as being a fascist from Argentina and is also considered to be the cause of the hippopotamus war in 1866 over disputed land in Norway between the hippos and Japanese people who fought heoricly against the hippos but alas the hippos won.
by Reginald Glocksonion May 1, 2022
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Scottish Napsack

A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.
A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.
by mikaljager June 5, 2009
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Scottish Toboggan

An anal train of three or more kilted-men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”
“You bring the scotch, and I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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