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Scottish Christmas 

The sex act where a woman gets fucked in both Holes by two different people.
Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
Scottish Christmas by AlexOfTheSeas December 19, 2020

Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.
When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?
Scottish Confetti by mysticklemom February 13, 2021

Scottish Tower

Like an Eiffel Tower, but with a sheep.
We lifted our kilts and made a Scottish Tower at the farm.
Scottish Tower by ScottishKilt February 15, 2021

Scottish Can Can 

A Scottish Can Can is a regional dialect version of the term Can Can.

The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.

The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.
Corey : I can beat you lot at videogames any day of the week.

(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)

Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can

Scottish Beating 

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals
In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.
Scottish Beating by Yiteziah April 29, 2021

Scottish Toboggan 

An anal train of three or more kilted-men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”
“You bring the scotch, and I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight
Scottish Toboggan by DMixylodian August 25, 2021