Scottish dinosaur

A Scottish dinosaur is a group of retards who think their gangsta known as will luke Alex and Tyler

“Alisha their making a bet “
Tyler- “no their not”
The Scottish dinosaurs- “yes we’re having a bet”

by Gangsta in the evening April 17, 2020

Scottish chili-dog

The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.

Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth

by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

scottish wonka

Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.

We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!

I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.

by Beanbunny05 March 3, 2024

Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.

Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”

by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017

Scottish Hotdog

A Scottish Hotdog consists of two people engaging in sexual activities, where one gets a little hungry and decides to place a bratwurst ever so delicately in the buns of their partner, and proceeds to eat it like a hotdog. Yummy.

Hey Tula you ever gotten a Scottish Hotdog? Ask Alix, he is an expert on Scottish Hotdog's, Louisiana Wiener Dogs and Blumpkins!

by Yunamonayori August 13, 2025

scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019