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sausage fest

A gathering of 3 or more people consisting of only males. A higher number of males equals a bigger sausage fest.

Background: A 'sausage' takes a similar shape of a penis. A 'fest' is a gathering of people, hence, a gathering of penis'.
'Woah there's 6 guys in that hottub and no girls!'
'Yup.. thats quite the sausage fest'
by caseyi May 29, 2008
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Sausage Neck

When the fat on the back of someone's neck resembles a package of Italian sausage.
Damn, I think Bryon's sausage neck is getting bigger !!!
by xxevil1xx October 20, 2011
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Sausage Slob

A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.
Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
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Sausage Shuffle

When a man shakes his flaccid penis around the screen while on webcam.
Yo dude, did you hear that Johnny Boy did the Sausage Shuffle on Chatroulette last night. It was some crazy shit.
by EverydaySausageShufflin' February 3, 2012
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No sausage

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009
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Get Sashafied

The term to use when a male/female gets Sprung by a person named Sasha, equivalent to being under a love spell by a person named Sasha.
U know what, you need to Get Sashafied!

I've BEEN sashafied kid.
by MzSasha June 16, 2010
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Mexican Sausage Factory

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.
"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."
by dfk1989 February 17, 2013
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