Sammy Sosa

What? Corky landed on the bench? Oh wait, sorry, splitting DH time because 'he's tired.' Oh, and that pitiful 2-40something june. Lets not forget the Orioles current freefall in the AL East to the Yankoffs and BoSux.

Sosa still sucks, though he's your problem now O's fans. Sorry guys.

by Plinkton Cyclopes July 26, 2005

sidestreet sammy

Someone who always tries to find a quicker way to a destination by taking back roads or streets.

"What took you so long to get here?" "Oh, John pulled another sidestreet sammy on us."

by bohring April 26, 2009

Sammy Weindorf

He’s a very cool bass player but one time he showed up late to our 6:00 am meeting at dunkin

“Can I get a bacon egg and cheese on croissant” -Sammy Weindorf

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Sammy Sosa

The act of shoving a baseball bat up a girls ass until she turns a ghostly white color.

TR "I gave my girl a Sammy Sosa last night and she squirted all over the place"

FG "Did you try the Alaskan Fire Dragon"?

by Pussymuncher69 December 9, 2010

Sammy-ing

1. To engage in fun filled activities with somebody and spend a day or more with that person tickling, playing, and receiving butt.

2. To be extremely whipped and do everything your girlfriend tells you to do in a day spent exclusively with her.

3. The definition of a faggish day

4. Vinny

1. Brian - "Hey, Im sammy-ing it up! <3"
Sam - "Yay, uhm lets tickle each other and play!"
Brian - "Uhm, no i don't tickle, but uhm can I have butt?"

2. Girls - "That kid Brian does everything his bitch tells him to do, but that fact that hes so attractive and guido makes me want him reallyyy bad, what a very attractive boy!"
Brian - "NOOOOOOOO, SAMMMMM, I LIKE SAMMMMM!!!"

3. Brian - "I hate fags..I dislike to sammy it up when there is fags in the premises."

4 Mario - "Yo Vinny, ya ready to hit the clubz bro??!"
Vinny - "Yeh broski jus gimme a minute, I need to put more gel in ma hair, ya'kno, get the all the pussy in the club wit mah boiz, yu hear bro?"
Mario - "Yeh man thts dope, well imma stanky legg while I wait"

by Stankyy Legg June 22, 2009

dirty sammy

When your eating out a girl and her dog rims your asshole.

Met this got girl and later had a dirty sammy from her pug, it was awkward.

by Whoopsie Daisy September 1, 2017

Sammi Doll

Backing vocals and keyboard to the band IAMX.
Married guitarist Jinxx from Black Veil Brides but now divorced.

'who is the girl playing the keyboard?'
'sammi doll'

by fan of sammi doll December 28, 2013