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Seed

to impregnate a or planning the seed on your gf or some random hoe. It could be done illegitimately or legitimately.
Alfred:Yo bra guess what?I just seeded my girlfriend Candy!She has no choice but to marry me now!
Adrian:That's just awesome bra. But, I did something much more awesome than you. I seeded the black girl Monique, ima have a black kid to play for the NBA biatch!!
Alfred:Dude, that's just gross.
by Seeda24 August 28, 2012
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saved

to be born again, free from sin, saved from hell fire, on your way to heaven, living for God,christian, believing in jesus and living it fully.
if you aint saved you going to hell.
by monolog May 6, 2003
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Hack Sawed

term for having hardcore sex
I fuckin hacksawed ur moms ass last nite.
by HOLL November 28, 2004
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bad seed

Someone who performs Bad Seedish Stunts such as
driving without a liscence
walking in the dark
throwing wild parties
wearing marijuana boxers
Yo, that gangsta is such a bad seed have you seen his new pot boxers?

I'm a bad seed, i threw a wild party last night!
by ilovedannynoriega<3[kate] March 17, 2008
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sawed-off cocksucker

A castrated homosexual, used to describe those who, while driving, commit any of the following transgressions:
1)Sit still at a green light.
2)Change lanes more that three times on the same block
3) cut off another drive (some exceptions, see #4)
4)Speed up when another driver uses their signal, so as to prevent the changing of lanes
5) Plays Chicken at a stop sign without right-of way
6) Goes under the speed limit at ANY time.
Also used to describe cyclists who insist on using two lane, two way roads.
1) Let me over, you sawed-off cocksucker, or I WILL run you into the median!!!
2) Can't these sawed-off cocksuckers find another place to ride they're fucking bikes?
3) Green means GO, you sawed-off-cocksucking-piece-of-shit!!!!!
by urdoingitwrong! October 3, 2009
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Seed Library

The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.
My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
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Sunflower Seed

When one ejaculates into his palm then makes a fist with that hand. The fist is then inserted into a vagina or anus and then the hand is opened, looking like a sunflower and delivering the seed.
Last night I gave my girl friend a sunflower seed, I don't know if she was more upset about my fisting her or the jizz coming out of her ass 5 hours later.
by goldteeth0 March 1, 2013
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