by jedithebomber January 27, 2011
That expensive prostitute I paid for sported a strippers mohawk and after taking her back to my apartment I promptly raped and murdered her.
by Johnny the rapist May 15, 2010
A person who is a nurse by day but as soon as they get off work they lather themselves up with corn syrup and stick candy in places where they shouldn't be all while listening to candy related songs such as Sugar by Maroon 5 and A Spoonfull of Sugar by Mary Poppins.
Dude 1: "Wow look at that candy stripper"
Dude 2: "Its a wonder that she doesn't get stuck to the pole"
Dude 2: "Its a wonder that she doesn't get stuck to the pole"
by Daddy2233 March 15, 2016
by El-Dogfather August 01, 2005
When a delusional stripper has yet to commit to the love she feels for a guy that comes into her club frequently, in her frustration she initiates a social boycott of him with all her girlfriends. Rumourous catcalls of "nerd", "weirdo", and "homo" at the unwitting patron usually ensue.
Your mileage may vary.
Your mileage may vary.
by Really Strong Pimp Hand July 19, 2005
I was at the club last night and this girl was so drunk she got on the couch being an "intern stripper" and got half naked to show off to her friends.
by bjv August 14, 2009
A color of hair that is a hideous shade of menstrual cycle red, mostly worn by strippers and prostitutes.
by Mizzy123456789 February 10, 2012