spank stain

1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.

2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.

3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.

2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.

3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
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Milk stain

When you cum on clothing and its there the next day
by Freakyblackguy May 24, 2016
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staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
by Josh1981 February 08, 2008
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Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.
Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.
by Eaton Holgoode January 05, 2018
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dookie stain

Deriving from dookie. To leave a streak or smudge of poop on an article of clothing.
Yo, Compel got a dookie stain on the back of his jeans son!
by Big Hollywood September 29, 2006
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shit stain

(n) Any and all traces left behind from a raunchy ass. see poop stain
Tyler left a big ol' shit stain in his nappin' sac.
by Nik Huff November 23, 2003
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protein stains

i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets... disgusting
by mr happy January 05, 2004
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