make you special

Beat down that lowers your intelligence quotient to lowest functioning level

Kat says to Tony
If you don't stop with the puns I am going to make you special

by Tonythetiler October 7, 2020

star wars holiday special

A film aired in the late 70's set in the star wars setting. It is by far the biggest waste of 2 hours. If you dont believe me, you can watch the whole thing (in parts) on youtube. The only thing good about it is the Boba Fett cartoon. 90% of the film is set in Chewbacca's house, and he's not even there until the end. Watch it if you want, but don't blame me if you felt you just wasted your time.

guy 1: dude, that star wars holiday special sucks!
guy 2: duh, I told you not to watch it

by UM North Quad January 14, 2007

ohio highway special

this is common phenomenon whereby on an n-laned highway in ohio, n drivers will drive side-by-side for several miles, thereby prohibiting passing in any lane. this isn't conspiratorial, just a fact for whatever reason. most common on 3 lane highways were you wouldn't think this should happen.

--you're running a little bit late.

--yeah, ran into an ohio highway special.

--i know how that goes!

by Ohio driver July 25, 2011

after school special smoker

A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.

thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)

by Douchebag82 January 8, 2013

Rob Ford Special

A triple Big Mac where the meat is cooked with crack cocaine so you can get high and fat at the same time.

"Can I have the Rob Ford Special?"
"Sure, can you please step to the side while you wait for your order. NEXT?"

"Would you like onions with your Rob Ford Special?"
"No thank you. But I would like a glass of gin and tonic. I'm thinking of walking down the streets of Toronto tonight."

by You'remom November 8, 2013

speckzo

After jerking off for a few weeks without washing your cock, a thick, crusty shell known as a speckzo forms.

I got a fat speckzo right now.

by thpecktho May 1, 2011

Blue Stick Special

1.When a girl surprises a guy by saying she is pregnant with his child, and using a blue preggo-test stick as evidence.

In "Knocked Up" she pulled a Blue Stick Special on his ass.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 August 20, 2007