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Prog snob

Miserable cunts (usually British) who are insistent that progressive rock is the only decent genre of music and who actively dislikes anything outside that category. These creatures tend to have as much fun in their 50s as they did in their teens (basically none) as they’re convinced that clubbing and partying is “lame” and instead sit at home with their wanked out pressing of dark side of the moon because it’s “fun to be alternative”. They marry wives who are frequently into pop music and receive daily reminders as to why Phil Collins shouldn’t have replaced Peter Gabriel in Genesis, to which they respond “well anything but a fucking 20 minute song that does fuck all”. It should be noted that they scour the internet in misery, commenting on pop videos and replying in anger on music forums.
James Is a right prog snob. Listening to one song every half a fucking hour
by SLick pussy February 2, 2023
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Snob Talker

Someone that always puts big grammar words in almost every sentence on purpose to sound ostentation.
I can barely understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.
by DeathScrolls October 30, 2015
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Coke Snob

1. A cola tyrant with a delusional admiration for Coca Cola who subjects friends, family, and servers to their superficial, superior cola standards.

2. Someone who makes a scene when asked if Pepsi is okay at a restaurant.
Karen was such a Coke Snob when the server told her the restaurant served Pepsi.
by anon_1898 May 23, 2019
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Snob Gate

A gate that is used as an entry point to get into a rich neighborhood in order to qualify as a snob gate it must either have a voice entry or snobbier yet a security guard.
Snob 1: I feel so safe living in a gated community.
Snob 2: Yes, Indeed the snob gate keeps all the filthy peasants out.
Snob 1: Right! The other day one of the less fortiunate tried to make eye contact with me I should press charges

Snob 2: You should be carefull, Outside our walls crime is on every corner

Snob Gate Border Patrol Agent: Dont worry thats why im here to make sure none of the filthy get through.
by El_Slapo April 11, 2019
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Irony snob

As defined by eeClayton:

someone who analyses passages for ironic content, and then remarks - "ha, how ironic"
I hear that television intellectual has a new book out

Yes, that's right. She has hidden her lack of wit with a sarcy kind of irony.

And there is a lame photograph of her in the inside cover, taken whilst she brooded around after graduating from her college course in Sexual Politics or some such pseudo what the what all irony snob
by BewaretheidesofJanuary November 3, 2009
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Film snob

The type of person to watch paint dry and try to find meaning behind it while using verbose sentences and condescending words to downplay any disagreements on their views of film and television.
Regular viewer: "man, the director really sucks at showing their message."
Film snob: the layers and comprehension of this film are yet to be fully understood and the implications that can be found within the dialouge and narrative that is presented, one foolish person such as yourself can only dream to be explained."
Regular viewer: .....
by Hqofthe February 18, 2024
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Snob

Wow. Those Main Liners are so snobby. They think they are soo much better than everyone else.
by yeah dawg 123 September 15, 2022
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