ken and smoove

ken and smoove is used for, when you’re in a situation where you see a duo that looks like a ken and smoove.

*walks by a blue and red toyota*
sara: look that’s ken and smoove !
mia: I CANT BREATHE

*sees ketchup and mustard*
ken and smoove !

by mira6789998212 August 15, 2022

SmooMoo

A women or man whom enjoys satisfying and facilitating other's humanity through love and contentment. Honest Natural Lover

Men like Matthew Broderick, Harrison Ford, Johnny Depp, & Ron Howard big time SmooMoo

by barnstormer October 22, 2006

Smooth Sailor

An alcoholic beverage consisting of TaB (a diet cola popular in the 80's), bourbon, and garnished with a wedge of lime. Ideal drink to consume while listening to the smooth sounds of late 70's and early 80's yacht rock.

I like to enjoy a smooth sailor while piloting my boat and listing to Christopher Cross songs, but damn it's hard to find TAB!

by stereoagnostic June 16, 2011

Smooth Criminal

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.

Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy

by haggybiatch October 9, 2016

J-Smoove

Nickname for Josh Smith, rising star forward for the Atlanta Hawks, and 2005 NBA Dunk Contest Champion.

Hawks PA Announcer: "J-Smoove! With the jaaaaaam, oooohh jaaaaaam"
All 200 people in the crowd at Philips Arena: *stand up and make some noise*

by J-Smoove June 25, 2006

smoot

A unit of distance first used for measuring the Harvard Bridge. It is named after an MIT fraternity pledge at Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), who in October, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. The smoot is equal to his height: 5'7" (1.70 m).

Harvard Bridge is 364.4 Smoots and one
ear.

by TexasDex February 24, 2005

anal smoothie

A true test of how hot you think a girl is. So if you're fully attracted to her you would be willing to drink an anal smoothie from her butt. I know that last part is redundant but I just liked the way it sounded.

"Did you see that girl on the treadmill!?"
"Yeah, anal smoothie for sure."

by jbc the 2nd January 22, 2010