archie the sloth

my beautiful son with a huge dick

big bill: “ archie the sloth has a massive cock m8! “

massive mike: “ yo yk he’s a sloth right “
big bill: “ even better 😪 “

by bigballnboobiebetty May 27, 2021

EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth

This Female Sloth hides Deep in the Mountains of the West Kootenays. She sneaks away from her male slaves cave nightly to galavant around the valley luring any and every cock possible to cum all over body after she is satisfied by them.

That EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth Fucked my Husband.

by Karmas a Bitch Eh February 3, 2022

spam-sloth

A man who purchases prostitutes so that he may perform cunnilingus on them.

Chris, the spam-sloth, has an unquenchable hunger for the succulent taste of meat curtains.

by Pat Bateman May 1, 2005

sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks

Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras

by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017

Angry Sloth

This is when you smack your dick so hard at a girls eye leaving black eyes. In return she scratches your dick with her claw causing you to cum slowly

son: what happened to mommy’s eye

dad: Daddy gave her an angry sloth
son: good job dad

by Hi mom I made it December 10, 2019

American Couch Sloth

Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.

"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"

by Chris June 29, 2004

Sid the Sloth

Latin: Slothus Nathanus Johnus

A primordial being of unknown origins, usually sits in a corner on his own or tries unsuccessfully to fit in with others.

*David Attenbrough voice* And here we can observe the Slothus Nathanus Johnus, more commonly known as 'Sid the Sloth', trying to make a friend. Look at the way he slowly and carefully walks away after losing his nerve.

by mister sebo September 16, 2011