Homer Simpson

an AWESOME guy, has 3 kids and a loving wife, Marge Simpson. He only has 2 hairs however and is also a big drunkee. Hes big and lovable and always gives us laughs.. He works in the powerplant of sringfeild for his evil//stupid boss, Mr. Burns. He is careless and downright stupid most of the time but always shows love for his family

Marge: Homer Simpson! You get down here!

by Angie Fu Fu November 15, 2004

O.J. Simpson

Lucky ass nigga who didn't get caught.

When Ms. Johnson caught us smokin' that stuff I thought we was gonna get in trouble. When the principal said he'd let us go with a warning I felt like O.J. Simpson.

by stepyagameup September 5, 2006

Simpson Dick

You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.

Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!

by Bestial Invasion February 20, 2009

Simp

A mf who will defend a girl he has feelings for to the death. He will treat her like royalty, buying expensive gifts, food, and even give her his Netflix account. He will also be seen commenting stuff like “Go bestie 😍” or “Material Girl 😌” on her Instagram. While he’s treating her like an A-list celebrity she’s treating him like a fan or peasant. She’s showing her sneaky link or boyfriend the cringeworthy texts that the simp sends her. She also uses his Netflix as background noise while her real man rearranges her guts so that her parents won’t hear her cheeks getting slapped. The simp will do this just so that his crush will acknowledge him in hopes of the simp smashing or dating the girl. All the simp gets in return is “Thanks Bro” or “You’re my bestest Bestie 💙”. He will also defend a girl for being a hoe by saying, “She doesn’t do it for you” or “Leave Her Alone or I’ll fight you”. If there’s one emoji to describe a simp it’s 🤡

Simp: so what if she has 120 bodies she is a confident woman that you could never pull.
Me asf: ight simp she let the whole football, basketball, baseball, and even band team hit and yet to her you’re her bestie 4 life. You seriously bought her 300 dollars worth of lululemon, Starbucks and Chicfila, and you gave her your Netflix, Disney Plus, and paramount plus account knowing she has 3 sneaky links lmao

by Chad Chett January 11, 2022

No Simp September

Also known as NSS this is a special addition to the meme calendar, there are two sides to the rules of this month's rules:

First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.

Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.

Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.

Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...

by @Nutpost on IG September 2, 2020

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

O.J. Simpson

An all American football hero who was lucky enough to get away with killing his wife and her friend.
Everyone knows he's guilty (especially white people) but black people like to pretend that he isn't.

"We the jury find the defendant, O.J. Simpson, not guilty of the crime of murder."

by Nevz July 21, 2009