Shred

A referance to the time when you absolutly carved your soul into a run down the mountain. Uttering this word is like the mating call for fellow snowboarders.

Dude do you Shred? Shred. Ya...i frickin shred.

by James THE Shredder January 23, 2018

shredded

When your emotions, or physical advances are completely rejected, ignored, and/or obliterated by the intended recipient

"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"

"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*

"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*

by Sawyer66 January 4, 2019

Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.

"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."

by Regalsword May 31, 2024

Shred

To engage in a riotous road trip experience which leaves the soul nourished, the body and bike broken or damaged.

Just came back from a Euro Shred, can't feel my legs and my brake discs are warped

by Bubbajiggles July 8, 2022

Shredded balls

Am insult, used to poke fun of someone.

You’re the worst, Frank. You have such shredded balls.

by bleedbleed January 21, 2021

The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007

Shred

Dennotation- to tear up

Connotation- to skateboard really well

I went to the skatepark to flaunt my skills, and a fellow skater complimented me on how well I could shred.

by radical power punch cooler March 1, 2018