A methamphetamine user who is so addicted to the drug they would do literally anything from selling sex to cleaning your whole house just to get a fix. They will often search bedding, carpet fibers, or any other area that little fragments of methamphetamine could have been dropped, forgotten, or hiding.
Brother: why is some random female doing the dishes?
Sister: I told her I would give her a 10 sack of meth if she did all the dishes before mom got home.
Brother: wow what a shmeek.
Sister: I told her I would give her a 10 sack of meth if she did all the dishes before mom got home.
Brother: wow what a shmeek.
by KrayzieK January 14, 2014
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Damn Malcolm, you are farting up a storm, maybe you should go Shmeetz bro.
"Hey Hunter, what are you doing tonight"-Chad
"Oh nothing, probably hanging with my shmeetz girlfriend who never lets me doing anything fun"
Damn Malcolm, you are farting up a storm, maybe you should go Shmeetz bro.
"Hey Hunter, what are you doing tonight"-Chad
"Oh nothing, probably hanging with my shmeetz girlfriend who never lets me doing anything fun"
by DirtyRandy101 October 17, 2019
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by A beautiful girl whos outstand March 3, 2019
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by The Schmeeb October 7, 2007
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1) to penetrate a female human or ape.
2) to go for a piss.
3) to clog a toilet because your doo doo was too large in size.
This phrase is often confusing because of the totally different meanings, but whichever one you choose, use it wisely my friend.
1) to penetrate a female human or ape.
2) to go for a piss.
3) to clog a toilet because your doo doo was too large in size.
This phrase is often confusing because of the totally different meanings, but whichever one you choose, use it wisely my friend.
Example 1: Yo man... I haven't gotten no ass in months, I needsta shee shee in the jee jee quick man... REAL PROPER LIKE!
Example 2: God damn, I can't seem to find any toilets around here! I really need to shee shee in the jee jee!
Example 3: Ummm...uhh... I.. I think I shee shee'd in the jee jee... can you please help..?
Example 2: God damn, I can't seem to find any toilets around here! I really need to shee shee in the jee jee!
Example 3: Ummm...uhh... I.. I think I shee shee'd in the jee jee... can you please help..?
by Supreme 1 January 5, 2009
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Man, I feel great after that shee I just took.
Damn dawg, I saved an entire minute simply by sheeing instead of takin turns!!!!
Damn dawg, I saved an entire minute simply by sheeing instead of takin turns!!!!
by vorp68 October 25, 2010
Get the shee mug.To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself
girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself
by chosen-one February 18, 2008
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