Scottish Banana

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.

Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016

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Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"

Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!

by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017

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deep scottish

Typically drunk person that lives in the epicenter of alcohol in scotland

Bryan he's deep scottish, he's always out drinking in the middle of town.

by Expensivepans July 4, 2017

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Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.

Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.

by yodog91 June 17, 2017

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