rusty girder

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.

Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder

by Chivchovs October 29, 2017

Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.

I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.

by Mamfucker69 February 25, 2018

Rusty Drain

A sexual fetish or sexual move where after pooping, one does not wipe well enough and leaves poop on the butthole then gets their ass eaten

My buddy is a little weird, he asks girls to not wipe so he can get a rusty drain.

by Insertfunnyname June 7, 2018

Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"

by ringbell January 2, 2019

Rusty Brusselers

The act of recieving fellatio while simultaneously placing a sports bet on an electronic device.

"My wife gave me a serious Rusty Brusselers in the bathroom last night!"

"I won twice last night. Rusty Brusselers and a hundred bucks!"

by Pigeonsrus February 8, 2019

rusty palm

When you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I can’t get my rusty palm clean

by Wendover June 19, 2019

rusty heater

When the penis is inserted into the anus and held in due to clenching it becomes "hot and rusty".

I met this chick at the bar and she gave me the old rusty heater.

by LeslieMiller January 8, 2020